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Fantastically fancy: Ikea Frasera drinking glasses

Tuesday, November 18, 2014   |   1 comments

We are right on the threshold of moving house, which means that there is mostly a moratorium on bringing new stuff into our current place while I try to jettison some of the existing clothes, shoes, furniture and miscellaneous accumulated detritus that I don’t want to cart to the new gaff.


I couldn’t resist picking up these cut glass, Mad Men-stylee Frasera tumblers on our most recent trip to Ikea.

Their purchase was completely justifiable, even with the admittedly lax ban on goods inwards in place: they would succeed the mismatched collection of jam jars (hipster by necessity rather than design), Nutella jars (not even joking) and lonely last-surviving-member-of-the-set glasses that we had been drinking out of.

These glasses have a lovely, surprisingly weighty heft in the hand and at just £1.50 a pop, they’re faceted, fancy-looking and frugal!

Really, they could only be better if I had thought to get a couple of spares as replacements for the inevitable breakages that living with Himself moving brings.

These five pairs of fabulous flats are anything but lowbrow

Friday, October 10, 2014   |   5 comments

So much has happened since my last post, which was - somehow! - almost eight months ago. In that time, Himself and I finally got around to organising our wedding and getting hitched, and then just as we were getting settled back at home after our honeymoon, Boris passed away.

That properly knocked us sideways, and has kept me sad for a very long time.

But this post isn't about any of those things.

This post is about me trying to regain my blogging mojo through the medium of walkable-innable shoes.

Flats are enjoying a full-on revival in fashion circles at the moment. I mean, when even heel honchos Manolo Blahnik and Victoria Beckham have deigned to get in on the flat act, you know it's serious.

This is wonderful news for the flats lovers amongst us who choose them for reasons of either comfort (I've a freakishly high pain threshold but just cannot be arsed with discomfort) or stability (I feel worringly unsteady in heels) because suddenly this season, gorgeous versions are EVERYWHERE.

My credit card is quaking in its (flat, obvs) boots.

Winklepicker style toes are on point for a chic workwear look (and running for the bus without snotting yourself) while luxe slipper style loafers are an edgier alternative to ballet pumps, which now feel woefully out of date.

Here are five pairs that I wouldn't kick out of my wardrobe for eating crisps...

ONE // Russell & Bromley "Tantrum" dress flats, £225

TWO // Carvela "Lyric" nude flat slippers, £49

THREE // Carvela "Lavish" gold glitter ballerinas, £69

FOUR // Primark glitter accented tassel loafers, £14 (terrible stock photography from Primark - I have these and they are beaut in real life!)

FIVE // Charlotte Olympia Kitty embroidered velvet slippers, £365

Psst - I'll be updating this dedicated Pinterest board with ALL OF THE FLATS as I find them. Be sure to follow along!

New interiors obsession: Decorative logs in fireplaces

Monday, February 17, 2014   |   0 comments

You'll be not at all surprised to hear that I'm still wrangling with our big-ass fireplace. Instead of wondering what to put on top of it, though, I'm now pondering what to put in it.


Cheapy brass gas inserts ain't really my bag, so I'm trying to come up with a way of disguising the landlord's delightful choice of hearth heater with something a little more attractive.

Like some fake logs, for example...

images via Swoonworthy // Brume // The Hunted Interior // Vogue Australia on Joyfolie // decor8 // House To Home // Dottie Angel

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Black and white and geo all over

Thursday, February 13, 2014   |   1 comments

Ah, black and white. A perennially chic combination made cool and current with the addition of some can't-get-enough-of-it geometric detailing. I was so sad when these started to wear at the tips!

I painted all my nails white to begin, then used a striping brush to fill in the black to try and keep my edges as neat as possible.

Much as I loved this monochrome design, I have to admit that I've found myself craving brighter, sunnier colours in the last couple of days. What can I say; there's a grand stretch in the evenings!

Products used
Essie Fill The Gap
Essie Blanc
Nubar black nail art striper
Seche Vite top coat

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It takes a lot of time to look this half awake: My morning routine on Frillseeker

Thursday, January 30, 2014   |   2 comments

Like to take a looksee at my current everyday beauty routine? I contributed to a piece on the very brilliant a little while ago in which I reveal exactly why it takes me at least 25 minutes to get ready in the mornings.

Hint: I spend way too long perfecting my foundation and primping my eyelashes.

You can read the article in full and get all the deets here - thanks to Kirstie for asking me to partake!


My (very belated) Christmas 2013 nails

Saturday, January 04, 2014   |   2 comments

So it turns out that having what Dad would call A Real Job and trying to get sorted to travel home for Christmas while also entertaining heaps of visitors and hunting for a new flat are not exactly conducive to the painting of very many Christmas nails! Who'da thunk it?

At least I did manage to knock out these sweet Christmassy little numbers. They're the nails I wore to mark the launch of Lily's Kitchen Christmas Grotto for dogs, inspired by the gorgeous festive artwork our design team had created for the puptacular pop-up. 

And yes, that is a dog in a Santa hat.

Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and that your 2014 is pure epic x

Products used
Essie Mind The Gap ridge filling base coat
Rimmel Ready, Steady, Aim!
Black and white nail art pens
Seche Vite top coat

Get bent: Inspiration for a curvaceous chair makeover

Tuesday, November 26, 2013   |   2 comments

Several weeks ago I acquired some new-to-me bentwood chairs to use around the dining table (and put the pair of pink plastic Tam Tam stools we had been perching on out of a job.) They were eBay finds and a bit of a steal, but they weren't exactly in tip top condition: some had been sloppily half-primed and the curved wood had cracked and split in places.

Still. I could see their potential. Their potential to look less like bits of broken junkyard crap and more like some of these lovelies.

After some DIY fixing upping and a lot of dithering in the paint aisles of Homebase last weekend, I'm now exactly half way through making over my bentwood beauts.

I think you might be surprised by the colour choice but, two chairs in, I can confidently say that they are going to be AWESOME.

images via: 1. sfgirlbybay // 2. sfgirlbybay // 3. restore // 4. the design files // 5. urbis magazine // 6. the interiors addict // 7. remodelista

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Nail art für Oktoberfest

Tuesday, October 29, 2013   |   5 comments

I started a new job at the start of the month - the green Scandi nails in my last post were actually the ones I wore to my interview - and since then I've been existing in a state of perpetual exhaustion, which is not exactly conducive to blogging. But I'm powering through the tired this evening because I just had to show you these!

mein Oktoberfestnageldesign

We had an Oktoberfest work night out in the Bavarian Beerhouse on Old Street last Thursday and I knew straight away what I wanted to paint on my nails for the occasion: pretzels and beer! The German and Bavarian flags were no-brainers, and as for the thumbnail 'tasche - well, it was the perfect portable mini-costume and I spent most of the evening posing with it on my upper lip.

I mostly used black, yellow and blue nail art pens here, and painted the pretzels with a small nail art brush using two different browns (Essie Mink Muffs and Collection 2000 Shiraz) because I am insane. (Actually: to get that delicious two-toned pretzel look.)

My thumb is Barry M metallic gold, the red in the German flag is Jessica's Alexis Ruby Empress, the beige background on my ring finger is Angelica's Au Naturel, and I used CND Vinylux in Cream Puff for the white in the Bavarian flag.

All together now: Wie komme ich am besten zum Beerhof Bahnhof?

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Retro Scandi dot nails

Friday, October 04, 2013   |   1 comments

I know, I know. Filter city. But it was the only way I could organise a remotely colour appropriate photo of this polish, which is a gorgeous vibrant emerald in real life. #Sorrynotsorry and all that.

The irregular dots are inspired by Kate Spade's AW12 manicures and last year's Yayoi Kusama x Louis Vuitton collaboration. For the similar but different accent nails, I approximated a kinda sorta retro Scandinavian design I'd seen on a teatowel.

Kitchen accessories make great muses, yo.

Products used
Orly Bonder base coat
Angelica Calypso
CND Vinylux Cream Puff
Orly dotting tool
Nubar black nail art pen
Seche Vite top coat

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When eyelash curlers go bad: Urban beauty myth turns true life horror story

Tuesday, October 01, 2013   |   4 comments

I hope you're wearing a decent waterproof mascara for this Halloween-appropriate tale because it will make your eyes run. Far away from your eyelash curlers, probably.

A little while ago there was an unfortunate incident in our flat. I was curling my eyelashes, which is something I've done almost every day without issue for the last sixteen years and means that I've probably clocked up somewhere between 8,000 to 10,000 problem-free reps.

Since a fair number of those have taken place in moving planes, trains, and automobiles and I still managed to achieve full-on, long-lasting, crimp-free lift without inadvertently reefing out a single lash, I'm pretty confident in my ability to wield a pair of eyelash curlers like a total beauty ninja. And I never expected that my first major lash accident (lashccident?) would take place while I stood perfectly still in front of the bathroom mirror.

But that's exactly what happened.

Operating on autopilot, I stuck my thumb and middle finger into the handles, opened the curlers while raising them to my eye, and carefully aligned my lashes with the silicone pad before gently squeezing to wrap the jaws of the implement around my lashes.

Which was when I felt a searing pinch shoot along the inner corner of my eye.

My first thought was that I'd somehow trapped part of my eyelid and sliced it open with the curlers. Oh Jesus. I felt sick. And since I wasn't sure what sort of lacerated horror would greet me in the mirror when I moved them, I took a moment to steady myself before unclamping the curlers. Which caused another red hot dart of pain.

Still. There was no blood and no cut. The relief was immense. Until I realised that there were also no lashes left along the inner quarter of my lashline.

Instead they were stuck in the eyelash curlers, having been ripped out by the roots.


The offending instrument. I decided to spare you the gruesome front-on
shot where you can really see my lashes - root bulbs 'n' all - stuck in it.

Now before you fling your curlers across the room in horror, I should clarify that mine were defective. Closer inspection revealed that the silicone pad had split longways, so my lashes ended up being pushed into its cleft by the metal upper (first pinch) and, when it was released, the two sections of the split pad sprung back together, clamping tightly around the lashes and reefing them out (second pinch.)

These are only about nine months old and I'd replaced the pad during the summer, so I contacted Shu Uemura to say what the hell, you guys?! They advised that if I took my receipt and the curlers back to the point of purchase they'd be replaced (as it was less than a year since they were bought.) And if I ever find the receipt, I'll be sure let you know how that goes.

Thankfully my lashes seem to be growing back normally. I'll admit I was a weeny bit traumatised by the experience and took a break from eyelash curlers in the immediate aftermath, but now I'm almost ready to get back on that there horse. Almost.

But I'll tell you this for nothing: I'll be checking my next set over like a hawk with OCD every time I pick them up.


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